Bury FC Have New Owners
by The Boy Holty
Bury FC are under brand new ownership. Fact. That means cheerio and good fucking riddance to Brain Bloody Fenton and his band of useless cronies. Of course there remains the possibility that the new owners and board will be worse than the previous lot and will sell Gigg Lane for housing, but for now its time to rejoice. We have a football club with what looks like could be a solid financial future.
I don't know about you lot, but tonight I'm going to celebrate by drinking some beer.
As a special takeover treat, I've decided to post a photograph of a fat man sitting in a boat, eating a pie.
Happy new owners everyone.