beardyman posted on September 27, 2009: 18:03:27
a tale of woe!
before my tale of woe i do have a small confession to make. pre- match, post-match and post-post-match i may have partaken of a small glass or two of sweet sherry. this meant that by the time the football league highlights came on the electric television i may have been the teensiest bit squiffy.

undeterred i settled down to enjoy again the moments that signalled the start of the mighty bury's march to the top. i sat all through the championship and on into league 1. i remember thinking as the monkey hanger's match came on that we must be nearly there.

sadly, the next thing i remember was the sight of jonathan bloody woss perving over some blond bint. yes, the drunken old fart had slept his way right through league 2.

i was not happy ataf!


fuff-hooks-sake-bury posted on September 27, 2009: 20:33:35
I don't know whether you have access to a computer with the net web thing but you could watch it on the iplayer; making the missable unmissable.

Kacc posted on September 28, 2009: 11:02:09
If you're really lucky, there's a "z" in the month and the pound is above 1.40 euro, then if you press your red button they might, just might, be repeating the programme there.

On Wednesday we all have to retune our sets/boxes or we won't get any TV. Actually I don't think I'll bovver, a blank screen full of snow is a darned sight better than some of the crap on TV these days. No adverts too. Watched the F1, look guys, it's NOT the radio, why don't you fuck the shut up and just let us watch in peace???????? MAD

Its Football Jim posted on September 28, 2009: 12:45:51
for a small fee Beardy, I'm sure you could go down to Gigg and have the lads re enact their exploits for your personal viewing pleasure. That way you would get 3D as well.

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