Its Football Jim posted on March 2, 2010: 10:32:20
Distractions
Isn't it annoying when you are trying to work and some gorgeous (and I mean gorgeous!)young Polish woman goes and sits near you and starts chatting to you in the kitchen when you go to make a coffee. If only she'd push off and leave me to get on with my work. I have to go now, I need another coffee. Anyone know anything clever to say in Polish?

Oh and where have all the goals gone? Its like when Bish came back everyone lost confidence in their ability to score. That must be 360 minutes without a goal in open play now, or is it more I'm not sure. When it suddenly clicks again I expect a torrent!



The Boy Holty posted on March 2, 2010: 13:14:13
Ungrateful sod! send her round our way. There's been a distinct lack of eastern european totty ever since our resident polish hottie moved back home a few weeks ago. Might go there for my holidays.

Its Football Jim posted on March 8, 2010: 09:37:57
Is that 450? Is this the record we are going after this season? How many clean sheets on the run is it now as well?

Its Football Jim posted on March 10, 2010: 09:14:12
Sorry did I say 450 minutes, I meant 540 minutes. Just the nine hours. Wow. I wonder what the record is? Someone must know. (Games without scoring in open play that is).

The Boy Holty posted on March 10, 2010: 16:20:27
Yes but our worst run in about six months consists of one goal conceeded in five games and unbeaten in five aswell as one defeat in twelve (i think). It could be worse, we could be Chester fans.

Its Football Jim posted on March 11, 2010: 09:43:16
Oh yes I agree it isn't that bad. Going for the record duration without scoring in open play, while at the same time being on an unbeaten run, is some feat. Quite baffling really.

Meanwhile , my lovely Polish friend Aneta has just walked past with a big smile on her face....I sense a trip to the coffee room coming on.

beardyman posted on March 11, 2010: 22:58:13
stuff the bloody football..........let's open a book on when jim gets it on wi' yon polish lass!

FammyRhyl posted on March 13, 2010: 07:59:38
£50 says the shakers will score a goal from open play before that happens!!

beardyman posted on March 13, 2010: 19:36:43
so you reckon jim's got no chance then?

FammyRhyl posted on March 13, 2010: 22:13:30
Having been to the game today, I think Jim has a bloody good chance!!!! Holty, I'd like to check your liberal policy to bad language on this website before i submit a match report, because the word c$&t would feature heavily in reference to the c*@t that was the c*@t of a c*@ting referee. The c*@t. Happy days.

The Boy Holty posted on March 14, 2010: 08:48:11
you can say what you like on here yer big twat.

Its Football Jim posted on March 15, 2010: 09:57:51
Okay so we are up to 630 mins just for the record. Pretty darned impressive for a team in the top three! I haven't been listening but are they making sarky comments yet on Gilette Soccer Saturday?

I relish the chance to win that £50 bet by the way! Aneta's surname sounds like Kraw-chick, which is nice. Oh and Beardy, what's that special day at the start of Spring everyomne looks out for again? Are we still some way off? It's getting pleasantly warm down here in the tropics of Reading.


beardyman posted on March 15, 2010: 18:16:01
would that be tit monday to which you refer?

the day when all the strappy tops come out of mothballs and an old man like me's heart soars at the sight of fields of wafting norks!

or summat like that.

The Boy Holty posted on March 16, 2010: 08:29:08
Tit Monday! Genius. I can't wait.

Its Football Jim posted on March 17, 2010: 10:47:03
Tit Monday yes! We should all keep a look out as I am sure it is fast approaching!

FammyRhyl posted on March 18, 2010: 09:56:13
I drive manchester several times a day, and believe me, tit monday is imminent!

Its Football Jim posted on March 19, 2010: 11:17:00
The bloody weather's gone and changed again. Gray and rainy down here. No bloody chance of it being next Monday now. So are we going to blow our record attempt on Saturday by scoring?

Its Football Jim posted on March 22, 2010: 09:54:30
No. 720. We've reached the 12 hour milestone. Tough match that though. I still think we have a 6 nil in us when the pressure's off in the last couple of games. Er...did I really say that?

The Boy Holty posted on March 22, 2010: 10:16:39
we'll probably win six nil when its too late for it to do us any good though . .

Dr P posted on March 23, 2010: 15:32:35
To be honest "Tit Monday" happens two days after every weekend game on the main board ...

FammyRhyl posted on March 25, 2010: 20:35:12
NO! The weather lady said it may be getting colder next week!

Its Football Jim posted on March 29, 2010: 10:19:53
Yes! Well we did it, against the odds. That child from Fail won't get it. He is an angry little boy isn't he? God knows what he'd be like if Fail were not for once doing OK. Whatever I think about him, I wouldn't begrudge Fail their hour of relative success this season. Bloody hell it's been long enough coming. Back to more meaningfull matters. We are only 190 mins off the magical 1000! Oh and the weather really has put paid to TM for now.

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