If you think you can be funnier, wittier or better looking than The Boy Holty, then let me first respond by saying HA! No chance. However, I'm prepared to give you a go although I can't guarantee that everything you write will be published. Take a look at some of my previous articles and see if you can do better.
I'd also be interested in match reports, especially from away matches that not many of us would have been to. Again, take a look at some previous efforts. We're not just going for a kick by kick account of the match. We can read that sort of thing on the official site (with added appalling grammar and spelling thrown in for free) or on the BBC website, rather we want to know about the dodgy half time pie you had, the fight that started in the pub or the bird with fantastic norks you saw in the main stand.
So use this form to let me know if you think you'd like to contribute